Phil Harris

Why you ask? I often ask that myself. I have no answers.

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Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

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Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

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Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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@thesaurasize: http://bit.ly/oFmPb

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What's another word for thesaurus?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

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Why is it that to stop Microsoft Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?