Worzel Gummidge

OOOOOW im a scarecrow i love my Aunt Sally and a cup of tea and a slice of cake #TIDGAF

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@imjackuk does this man work at phoenix? keep him off the system he has'nt got a clue. #TIDGAF #Radio #Gagga

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@Phoenix967FM oi phoenix have you seen this man im sure he works at the station! oooow betty #onthewayback #kissmyass

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@Phoenix967FM @deanowilk #shabba #pussies can handle Gypsy Geoff so you had him blocked #TIDGAF

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@Phoenix967FM this radio station can't handle Gypsy Geoff so they blocked him from sending messages #pussies #TIDGAF

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@Phoenix967FM whats wrong can't you handle my old pal Gypsy Geoff #blockhisnumber #TIDGAF

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

#youknowyoughettowhen instead of changing into clean underwear, you just turn the dirty ones inside out.

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@LeftSentThis How do ya think I feel? I live in a field!

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@DannySwift It's okay #BillyNoMates, can I be your only friend? :D x

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@KorHefner Yeah Google knows... Google's watching..

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@aandiss even though I've got a pumpkin head x

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

-------> @marciewcqhs <----- ITS SPAMMER TIME #KissMyAss @_WorzelGummidge @Real_Jess_Payne @LAKEVUMercedes @millyhicks24 @NevaAMixdBreed

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

Shout Out @EC_Official she likes to spank my pumpkin arse so you better follow her or i'l spank your arse #TeamFollowBack :)

[Mrs Kirstie Watson @Miss_Nowch]

#WaysToGetWomenMad by telling them their bum looks big in that!!!!

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@EC_Official i'm sexy and I know it! X

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@LeighFrancis you know you want me to smash ya back doors it x

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@SarahMillican75 will you be my aunt sally? x

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@MissKatiePrice Hey you know you fancy me so stop running away and marry me :)

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

@judd147t I'v just Trumped on your Twitter :)

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

#GuysNeedTo have a look at me for inspiration then Ladies will be all over them ha

[Worzel Gummidge @_WorzelGummidge]

Shout Out @Annikaluv #TeamFollowBack #TIDGAF