Stressica Simpson

your mom’s CHEST HAIR

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@trDylanDEdwards Which is why I know this kid’s game 😂

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My boss’s kid said she wants to be a medical examiner when she grows up on her lil back to school chalk board. I do not like spooky children.

[taylor @taynealytweets]

Lmaoooo not Big Event being cleaning up the ponch alley 🤣😭🤣😭

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Morgan Wallen said he was not the Throat Goat and he MEANT THAT 😂

[Megan Lynn @SouthernMama333]

Completely disappointed in @MorganWallen!! Been sitting in this stadium for 3 hrs and he just announced the show is canceled!!! COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!

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@Emmaline8090 HAHAHAHAHA

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Faked Buddhism to get out of playing Secret Santa at work. What circle of hell does that land me in.

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@Emmaline8090 Julia Fox is easily the best thing to happen to me since tiger king

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@vegantiddiemilk Ben I can’t breathe 😫😂

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My aunt on Facebook when folks pass away

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Attention folks from my hometown- Slut shaming lil highschool girls on Facebook for their choice in homecoming dance attire is a very weird flex

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@MontannaMercer I-

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@shelbae_jeanes @potato_lvr Wait seriously why was it always strep

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My grandma: everything will work out!

Me: 😊

Grandma: unless, of course, it doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

Me: 😳

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@Emmaline8090 🚩🚩🚩

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@Emmaline8090 This women is my hero

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America really is so ghetto

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@haleycordray Omg I’m DEAD

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@haleycordray Goddd this is just too real

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@Emmaline8090 TOO TRU OMFG