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[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

He did this without cutting any social services, btw.

[バズりモンスター @diangelo01]

夫から冗談のトーンで「女なんだから皿あらえよ」って言われて、ついつい「私の方が給料高いのに、一体お前に何ができるんだよ」って言い返しちゃって空気凍った笑

[MłodyMickiewicz 🇵🇱🇷🇴🇩🇪🇭🇺🇦🇱 @Kerwinioo]

No i zgłaszam do prokuratury *klik*

[Yan's Videos @VideosYan]

Voltei do filme do He-Man.

Cara, é impressionante o quanto que o Marketing falhou em representar esse filme, pq ele é BOM, MUITO FUCKING BOM.

Minhas expectativas não estavam altas e saí extremamente feliz, Espero que mais pessoas deêm uma chance, é um filme MARAVILHOSO.

VEJAM.

[Patryk Spaliński @spalinskipatryk]

Pozdrawiam wszystkich uśmiechniętych konowałów, którzy wykłócali się tutaj ze mną, że nikt nie zarabia kroci, a tak poza tym to zarobki lekarzy są zbyt niskie.

Spełnijcie swoją groźbę i wyjeżdżajcie stąd w cholerę.

[kim possible @getalifeaisha]

Lol motherhood is so funny. My mum washed her fruit then came to sit down to eat it. Without saying a word to her I stretched out my hand to beg and she gave it to me 😂

Poor thing. I’m 32 and she still can’t eat her food in peace! 💀

[🚭 @yukiasty]

@tearsbonrad pior é as pessoas que ja tem um filho autista e acha que os proximos não vão e continuam tendo na esperança que venha um sem autismo

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[karo, i saw 3/5 one direction, taylor swift @_hellsdevi]

okej są wykształceni i poświęcili lata aby zostać tym kim są ale nigdy nie uznam że 1000 zł za wizytę jest normalne i w piździe mam ile lat są tymi lekarzami to jest patologia bo lekarz z reguły powinien być też dla pacjenta nie mówię że za darmo ma przyjmować ale no błagam xd

[忘れられない動画 @tanatana5252]

タイで数ヶ月全然雨が降らないので、雨乞い儀式が行われた。本当は猫を入れないといけないけど、可哀想なのでドラえもんにしたって話ほんと好き

[あさひな。 @asahina_waki2]

昔々。メイクが嫌すぎて、バイト先に最低限の身だしなみを整えたうえですっぴんで出勤していたら、職場の男性から
「メイクしないのは失礼だよ」
と言われたことがあって、思わず反射的に
「じゃあ明日からメイクしてきてくださいね」
と返してしまい、その場を気まずい空気にしたことがあります…。

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[🌼 @delesbiancourt]

uma querida reclamou q o marido n respeita o sono dela de manha igual ela respeita o dele a noite (ele deita mto cedo) e acende a luz, faz barulho, liga a tv (td que ela evita fazer, ve tv no cel com fone). falei pra ela agir igual ele e ela riu como se fosse um conselho absurdo

[Żujpaszcza 🩷💛🩵 @zujpaszcza]

Trzeba to złapać za mordę i wprowadzić maksymalne ceny konsultacji medycznych

[🧚 @paloma_datgirl]

Apparently there was a deleted scene where Rhaenyra played with baby Aegon and even taught him how to say “Rhaenyra.”
We never got to see it, but do you think things would’ve turned out differently if the siblings had been closer growing up?

[Cora Buhlert @CoraBuhlert]

I just don't get it. Almost everyone who watched Masters of the Universe enjoyed the movie. Many people went to see it several times. Word of mouth is great. So how can this still be considered a bomb?

[八羽 @aoiwa_88]

ドブの貯金箱を作りました。
お金を入れると損した気持ちになります。

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

"Stare at a wall" is so apt bc there is literally nothing for kids to do here anymore. Parks are for young children, so teens get chased out, everything is super expensive so you can't go on a day out, and there's precious little nature left to explore.

Thats all you can do.

[rekdt @rekdt]

True story, I was nominated for employee of the quarter for saving our company millions of dollars a month for rearchitecting a complicated legacy app

But they gave the award to a girl in HR because “she shows up every day with a smile on her face”

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

when you are stressed about money and your main financial burden comes to comfort you: