Xeptos

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

“We playing mane to mane defense”

[Locked in daily @OutwestLock]

1st time having somebody fuck yo bitch is a very instrumental moment to the development of a young man

The younger it happens to u, the better… I was 17 when it happened to me… You don’t wanna be 30 yrs old experiencing that shit for the 1st time… That’s how niggas go crazy

[John Markley @johndrewmarkley]

If 'making out" is "non-sexual touch" then I'm sure the women agreeing with this would have no problem with their boyfriends/husbands doing that with other women.

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

“Society” lol. I didn’t even know delaying texts was a thing until like 3 years back. I discovered in one of those threads where bitches exposed themselves. Ordinarily, I can be simple to a point of naivety. If I didn’t want to speak with a person, I’ll just tell them.

It took me a great while to discover the games you girls play to feel great about yourselves. I started recalling several situations over the years.

After I realised, everything changed. Any man that runs after women today is just a lowlife. Unless it’s a game for him, he’s better off in a cozy and alluring brothel. The texts, the dates, bla bla bla, just for company and sex, are all bullshit. The only exception is marriage; and for that, she must meet you at the middle.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[S. @chai_latte_girl]

Imagine being like this. “I don’t really want water enough to ask for it but I’m going to monitor if this person cares about me enough to ask if I want it and then throw a tantrum when they fail my secret test.”

What a waste of mental resources on petty narcissism.

[arthur fleck @brunfocused]

2nd year uni this girl left me for an older guy, I tried to get closure. Her friends sat me down to explain how because we were the same age it wouldn’t work she should be with someone older, more established(💵) 👍🏾 now I’m stable, internet says I should date people my age?? 😂

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

You can’t come at people with aggression and blame them for being aggressive. People sometimes mirror actions without even knowing. If you make it a habit to speak with people kindly, you’d notice that many people will respond kindly or feel like assholes when they don’t.

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[superdad @udysznx]

“if you don’t do it, another man will”

exactly!! that’s why i’m not doing it

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

"Come along, husband, time for our nightly non-sexual makeout session that may or may not lead to sex depending on how I feel"

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"If you don't want my wife to hear, don't tell me ooo"

AVOID men like this. You go think say na play. It is funny that they think they are being cute and romantic. Proper mumu

[Xeptos @_Xeptos]

People who feel the need to parrot this are either well below 30 or are with someone out of convenience.

[Klaus Mikaelson @Kprime3]

Saying you don’t wanna lock something down cause summer is coming up and you 30 is crazy

[Atlanta Journal-Prostitution @285Slim]

Nigga doing the best he can and here go this hoe lmaoooo

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Everybody wants to be enlightened, nobody wants to do the fucking dishes. the highest thing you can be as a human being is not the thing you understood, it's the thing you did. some guy who can't spell his own name right but built a house with his two hands that actually stands is closer to God than any man who read a thousand books and never moved his thumb for anyone else. not because he prayed because he made a thing exist that didn't exist before, and that's what God did, and that's all anybody is asking you to do

[tomb @TurmShrub]

Using hinge (for dating, not research) and man all these women are interesting and gorgeous. Hopefully this doesn't backfire on me in a viral manner

[🔻 @uncle_authority]

out of curiosity, why are all your friends thin and attractive?

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Whenever you're having a bad day, remember:
There is a guy who is going through the same thing you are, but with a fat girlfriend.