alternative talker

life gets better from here

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[culture ~ @backriz_dub]

I exercise just enough to fuck and fight

[Siddharth @s7ddharth]

finishing a workout or run before 8am will teach you how much time you actually have in a day

[alternative talker @_Xtain]

We as humans don't use our free will enough

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[🕊 @boytrickz]

nobody gon save you nigga, lock in.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I know things are bad now but you just have to hang in there until the world ends.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

I’m a simple man, all i want is everything.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

Me texting "yoooo" after declining the call>>>>😂💀

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

i like to fuck first night cause i’d hate to fall in love and you not a freak

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[hani @crucifynisis]

freak4freak yearn4yearn

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

a nigga just wanna win

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Because you senior me no mean sey I no go fit work on that waist o

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

Don’t call me handsome if you ain’t gon handsome of that pussy over.

[🪖 @dayoswago]

the way i dey move on from things these days dey scare me, no emotion just functioning like a robot

[hunter @3gpmh]

pulled her panties down and had to solve a reCAPTCHA