I’ve spent too many years of my life pretending I’m not very likely to be lactose intolerant. My body can no longer handle my reckless self sabotage. This is an intervention!!!
My favorite holiday tradition is turning our cash into gift cards and getting a gift card in return from the family secret santa. They really cracked the code with that one.
Started documenting friend’s bedrooms a few months ago for a self made project called “area” and have officially published 50 bedrooms on my site. Check them out: https://t.co/4rFn9upqv4
You think those ig girlies think people fall for the spam liking and commenting after they follow?? Believe it or not, love bombing won’t get ya that follow back
The amount of folks that have made an effort to use gender neutral language with me while abroad has blown me away. Stoked to move somewhere where i won’t regularly be called “ma’am”!!
I live for the drama in overheard phone conversations.
“I’m choking for a ciggy right now. I can’t wait to get off this train.”
*not even three full sentences later.*
“That’s the first thing I’m gonna do when i get off this train: Go for a smoke.”