YASMINE

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[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

“you are so quiet” thanks I'm not comfortable around you

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me when I can hear people chewing:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

someone lighting a cigarette:

Me:

[dia @diajvns]

taking lots of photos but never uploading them

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This 🥹🥹

https://t.co/1szaS5XNTk

[trash jones @jzux]

phone: your screen time was down 15% last week

me: let’s gooooo

phone: for an average of 7 hours and 20 minutes

me: fuck

[YASMINE @_YasmineSoliman]

Mensen die dubble dippen in de saus als er gasten zijn… zijn jullie oké?

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

[Caleb @timesofcaleb]

Twitter is always at its funniest when the world is in disarray.

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Exchange your negative thoughts for more houseplants🌿

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

The haunting Ghost Monstera 🌿

[sensitive gangsta @ruthlssss]

Restaurants that post their menu on their website 🥹🫶🏾