Yerimate

Welcome to my account. I post relatable memes so I can hopefully be in @BenTellect's future video

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Being human is hard. Fuck you all, I'm a walrus now 😌

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Okay ignore my last post, It's for a tiktok 😂

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It's my fantasy to thank the person who saved my life.

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Among Us Discord Server: https://t.co/sn44SXxQ21

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I just be sitting doing nothing and then it comes to my head: "have you ever seen an actor sneeze in a movie?"

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I'd just be sitting watching girls on tiktok putting so much product in their hair and then me only using shampoo and conditioner-

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Why police cars gotta be so dramatic? You could literally take away the seat warmers and you'll have my attention

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It's like whenever you run into one of your childhood teachers, they always be snitching about shit that happened years ago

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If you wake me up during my food dream, don't expect me not to be mad at you.

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It's very obvious when I'm talking to myself, but that one bitch always gotta be like "what?"

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For that one kid in class who no one talked to: how's life going for you?

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I will punch you in the face if you take my bucket of chicken. I don't care if you're playing, no ons touches my food when I'm hungry

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I'm just lying in bed thinking about things I could say for future arguments then not knowing what to say when they come

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I get pissed really easily from my parents always asking me to do things over and over. And then they're screaming at me when I ask them to repeat themselves meanwhile I'm over here bottling my anger from you making me repeat something 17 times.

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I only have one life goal:

Have self confidence

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There's a catch for everyone. You go to a nice restaurant, you get food that burns your mouth. You go to a fast food restaurant and you get food ice cubes

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Ever wonder what it's like to e hit by a school bus? I think I did when I was 6 or 7, can't remember. All I remember is beinf knocked out on the street by something big and yellow

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It's like I plan future arguments the night before and then the day of the argument I forget what we're even fighting about

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I try to read, but then the song I've been trying to memorize since I was 7 plays in my head and I just give up and wait till the song ends