The Real Yung Jew

just a dude on a couch with a large penis and a well-maintained 50% functioning brain

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#SMFHU #SMU worst thinking in bball history. Who goal tends a 3 pointer? #ucla #lockcity

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@fv_deborahrenee @fvjimmyjeff @TaranFVThunder @lukeswab DM me

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“@PhilJackson11: Today's game vs Cavs gave bb gods heartburn and those that know what "it" takes/means a smh.” SMH Phil no speaka da english

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@fv_deborahrenee @fvjimmyjeff @TaranFVThunder @lukeswab $150k pref equity to a 15%, 40% kicker thereafter. @fvjimmyjeff new boat? Anyone?

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@fv_deborahrenee @fvjimmyjeff @TaranFVThunder @WifeFerrigno @lukeswab I'm really not joking about investing. Very interested. LMK #AlaskaBoB

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#AlaskaBoB great show! How do I invest???? @fv_deborahrenee @fvjimmyjeff @TaranFVThunder @WifeFerrigno @lukeswab message me! #bristolbay $$$

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Why have I not gone to black ski week yet? #MLK #blackskiweek #Insanity

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@AlexyShved welcome to the #knicks ! #MVP

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“@WojYahooNBA: To clarify, spelling is Alexey Shved.” #thefuture #knicks #nyk #mvp

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My GF just swore she could juggle. One clementine ended up behind the TV and one behind the couch. Is anyone's couch anywhere near the TV?

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Bring back #smashmouth #jewmusings

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@AaronHernandez tweets from 2 years ago are priceless. Guy is the 13th prophet. #PatsNation #socrates #WWAHD

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“@AaronHernandez: 4 those asking. I dont care who we draft as long as they r hard workers that can help us get back to the big game” #knicks

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@Tweet_LikeAGirI I got you girl. I poop diamonds.

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Great night to be a #Knicks fan. Who is even left on our team? #Prigioni for #MVP . A least @T_HardJR can finally get his 40 shots. Amirite?

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@Tweet_LikeAGirI that wasn't the last pole she held

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I'm not 100% sure what trolling is but @KevinHart4real looks exactly like the lime green haired troll. Same face

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@KevinHart4real your pic with #melo7 makes you look like a mini vagina. Hope you accidentally slam your clit in the car door #GetOffMyTV

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@KevinHart4real I will challenge you 1v1 only shooting lefty to 12 and give you 9 pts for $10k,
Keep playing girls and crying or sack up

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@KevinHart4real accepting the MVP award for playing in a bball game with girls is like shoving a sword in your dick. Guy has a Mangina