𝔑𝔬𝔰𝔦

🕺🏻

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

She does look like someone who'd own a big brown beaver here ngl

[Jenny 🐟 @soundvuitex]

Unrelated kinda but this reminds me of that time someone bound their push to talk button to their usb pedal and got so used to it they rear ended someone while having a conversation

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

yep this economy is crazy, a simple at-home date night now costs this much:

- netflix subscription $13.99
- bottle of wine $17
- doordash sushi dinner $68
- secrets of strixhaven play booster box for winston draft $199.99

[KJGD | fudgesquared//DKTRPEACE @insanenredacted]

Music video so good it makes you forget the United kingdom is a depressing shithole

[Jack Whitcomb @jack_whitcomb_]

on Amazon I have discovered a book called "Infinite Jeffs" which is apparently a copy of Infinite Jest where each word has been replaced with the word "Jeff"

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

>boomers addicted to Facebook
>argue with ai bots
>ai acts like boomers from data
>make ai run society
>thousand year boomereich

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

the show must WHAT

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[Shasti @sh44sti]

>press ▵ to traverse the fog

[████████]
Enraged Starmer, Toolmaker’s Son

[Noely @NOELY1982]

Charles dickens first draft

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Friends outside of tech: lol copilot is dumb

Friends in tech: I just bought iodine tablets and have made an offer on land upstate. My supplies of antibiotics and potable water are sufficient but I need to set up hydroponics to make it through the first few years.

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt

[👽 SpazJazz 🎧📀 @JusJazzinOut]

Where's the Kanye West png that chases you while blasting All Of The Lights

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"Ocean's Elevenses"

[sneet davidson🦭🚀🔩 @milspecshitpost]

✅ Solidworks and matlab open on primary monitor
✅ Bob Ross on second monitor
✅ Peach Red Bull consumed
✅ Properly hydrated

Yup, it's time to make the most unmanufacturable parts known to mankind

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

apple bottom bald.
boots and shes bald. got the whole club super fuckin bald