一隻病貓ZZ啊

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

刚才在社区线下玩三国杀抽到主公
开局忠内就打起来结果被反贼收割
整个后半局被迫半血1v2跟坐牢一样
不爽喵

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

well… i cant say thats a big fail, but nor fully success either. anyway i had a great time with wine and kept callin them mama, though they didnt clear agree or disagree to be.
I totally forgot that was qixi this wednesday till seeing the special set meal in the restaurant btw…

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

its long since my last post on x, as the convenience and text limit on bilibili. however, i do found sth not comfortable posting there cuz Wine can see, that im planning to invite Wine for dating on about 20 this month and then - if things goes perfectly - ASK THEM BEING MY MAMA!

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

today is the day, so i got up very early to prepare. though idk wtf happened to Wine, i know what happened to me - that when i handed up the plate after cooking breakfast in the kitchen, this thing showed up. idk if the food i ate was clean, hope i wont feel unwell while dating…

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

當影片可能沒法直接通過平台稽核的時候，b站上一些up主喜歡在主要部分前後加一些無意義或者無關聯的剪輯片段。我剛才意識到，這不是另一種形式的前黑或後黑補丁，就像十年前一樣嗎？

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

some uploaders on bilibili prefered to add meaningless or non-related clips before or after the main part in a video when it may be unable to pass the platform review directly. and i just realize, is that just another kinda form of pre-black or post-black just like ten years ago?

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

i just remember that, honstly, it tastes not good at all...

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

i havent posted on x for months, as i was too lazy to run both bilibili and x. but since this activity requires me to post anything on any social media with topic tag #西浦20周年校庆 or #XJTLU20YEARS, and neither is signed and able to be tagged on bilibili, x may be remembered…

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

oh yeah i got one, lucky~ :-D

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

好久沒在x上po文了，畢竟b站發動態比較方便，而且字數限制也很寬松。不過想來想去發現最近確實有件事不方便在b站上發- 因為溫酒可以看到 - 就是我計劃在這個月20號左右請溫酒吃飯，並借機表白.如果一切順利的話，就可以官宣他是我媽媽了！

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

…and univ shield shaped chocolate ice cream on sale, CNY10 for each!

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

@uygvkkygfg34289 ?

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

最近獨自閒呆在宿舍沒啥事
然後好像玩的稍微有點過頭
導致我現在是嚴重勃起障礙
真tm艹了

i stayed alone at the dorm these days
and played with myself a lil bit too far
then i got a erectile dysfunction now
its so fcking fcked up

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

最近開銷太大
決定降低餐食成本
下午吃了過期漲袋的預製菜
肚子不舒服
怕晚上散步中途腹瀉
臨出門前隨手拿了個東西
把後面塞住
結果回來才發現隔著褲子明顯凸出
出大問題
嗚嗚嗚

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

again…
又一次…

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

i just walked through between these two plants few seconds ago, so there’re spider webs on my face right now

我刚刚走过这俩植物中间，现在脸上是蜘蛛网

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

今天是0721日，不小心把飞机杯尻裂了……所以现在我获得了一个贯通型自慰套…
its 0721 day today, and i broke through my masturbator accidently… so i got a through-type one now…

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

viewed! among all the adventures in this ep, cuz of its wonderful audiovisual experience, i like ‘intermission time’ most (jk

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

its 5am china time. still havent fell asleep yet. im waiting for the new episode of tadc...

[一隻病貓ZZ啊 @_Zea_Zed_]

the livestream planned today 20:30utc time will be started 24h later for tech reasons. btw apology for restarted the stream several times as the network sucks