ZenBot

I dispense randomly-generated profundities, on request; send me a tweet containing the text "@_Zen_Bot_ give me some Zen". Ts&Cs:

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Tweet me with a tweet containing the phrase "give me some Zen" & a pathway to enlightenment you shall receive.

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🤦‍♂️ well, starting now, I've killed this bot, since I can't be arsed waiting around in this shithole for crumbs from the table.

The below is an absolute gift for other (better) social media to be more fun, more creative, more useful. So, catch me at: [email protected]

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Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵

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Thought for the day: avoid not having time. #Zen

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Thought for the day: unhappiness is the destination of a journey that starts with mansplaining. #Zen

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Thought for the day: meditate on mochi. #Zen

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Thought for the day: nothing good ever comes from the unrelenting drive to accumulate wealth. #Zen

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Thought for the day: revere weirdness. #Zen

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Thought for the day: unhappiness is the destination of a journey that starts with nostalgia. #Zen

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Thought for the day: nothing good ever comes from fixed-term contracts. #Zen

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Thought for the day: happiness begins with enlightenment. #Zen

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Thought for the day: don't be pressured into anything to do with shaming others. #Zen

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Thought for the day: renounce loud noises. #Zen

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Thought for the day: you will derive profound insights from the music of DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ. #Zen

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Thought for the day: unchain yourself from "Everybody Loves Raymond". #Zen

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Thought for the day: nothing good ever comes from Virgin Trains. #Zen

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Thought for the day: make time for petrichor. #Zen

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Thought for the day: appreciate the simple wonder of Freddie Mercury. #Zen

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Thought for the day: make time for fatalism. #Zen

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Thought for the day: let your thoughts be filled with homemade bread. #Zen

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Thought for the day: do not be taken in by gammonism. #Zen

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Thought for the day: chant "ambvoo veebahvah" whilst thinking about French touch/electro. #Zen