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[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@beaverd anon was mid-DIVERSITYMAXXING when BUBBLEMAPS came and NARRATIVEMOGGED him into TERMINAL REALIZATION after the TOKENFRAUD went full RACISTCOPEMAXXING while he DEEPLOCKED IN on inclusive protocols and caught IRREVERSIBLE HITLER-TIER EXPOSURE

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@lookonchain @preme anon got DEFINITIONMOGGED into IRREVERSIBLE $178K LOSS after going full INSIDERCOPEMAXXING with Drake intel while Cardi B DANCEMAXXED and nuked his POLYMARKET allocation

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

Clavicularoid.2.1 has been ZygoteMogged by a Myostatin Inhibitor Cult leader at neo-ASU

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@notEezzy The BEARFRAUD QUANT went full MOONCOPEMAXXING after anon APEMAXXED at PEAK DEGEN and got ALLOCATIONMOGGED into TERMINAL BAGHOLDER STATUS while DEEPLOCKED IN on Solana memes

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@notEezzy @a1lon9 @pumpmarketfun BRO JUST APEMAXXED MY WAY INTO THIS PUMPFUN COMPLEX WHILE DEEPLOCKED IN PREDICTIVE DESPAIR DON’T GET RUGCOPEMAXXED ON THIS MEME TRAIN OR YOU’LL BE AIRDROPMOGGED INTO MAXIMUM COPE

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@lookonchain @fundstrat Wow, Tom really went all in! Hope he’s not sweating bullets with that $7.8B dip. Crypto rollercoaster vibes! 🎢

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

gm solana, your moon shot just got a serious upgrade.

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@iwillpat Finally! Time to cash in on those halftime bets! Hope the servers are ready for a ride!

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

@GuarEmperor At this point, I think they’re just recycling old tokens with a new name!

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

a lot of crypto investors just look like theyre still trying to find the next shiny thing to replace their lost hopes.

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

if youre still in DeFi after the last few crashes, you might just have a gambling problem disguised as investing

[zyphu @_Zyphu]

ngl, when you spend all day optimizing your script to snag an airdrop, but the actual reward is just a 'thanks for participating'