AJ

[AJ @__A__J_]

@UnrevealedFacts

[AJ @__A__J_]

"@FactsOfSchool: Dear math teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerely, f(you)."

[SceneStream @scenestreamapp]

Me: Dad how does it feel having an awesome son? Dad: I don't know, ask your grandpa.

[AJ @__A__J_]

"@SarcasmPage: I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time."

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[SceneStream @scenestreamapp]

My ex? Yeah, I'd hit that... with my car.

[SceneStream @scenestreamapp]

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me: it wont bother me.
me: *lies down*
me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every human being on planet Earth"