Alexis

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@TeamShanny Speak for yourself grandma

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@skinny__kim Thank you for the clarification

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Any time I borrow my brothers car (his first love) he watches me pull away like a proud dad watching their child off to college then proceeds to text me 5 mins later asking if I like his car… every. single. time.

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My sister woke up from her wisdom teeth surgery and asked me what her blood sugar was 87 times, and that’s on being a responsible diabetic 💯

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@JustinSuburban Not my mommom going viral

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So I have a theory my dog is faking deaf, somehow he can hear me when I pick up his food bowl, yet he can’t hear me when I tell him no???? Suspicious

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@TheAndyWheeler my family would sleep through a literal explosion inside of my house I don’t think they’re waking up to a phone alert

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Thinking about the time we got a tornado warning in the middle of the night, so I woke my dog up and took him to the basement and just left my sleeping family upstairs

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@lisabarbieri_ Happy belated twitterversary

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@__BrizZy @TeamShanny @jennafederle Crying

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Can everyone stop getting engaged and having babies, in my mind I am still a fetus and you guys are trying really hard to bring me back to reality

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@ceeeebeeee_ Yea

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Great, the doordash driver stole our food and now my family is about to start fist fighting each other

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How do I stop throwing up and crying over my dog that is still alive

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Can someone deliver nachos to my mouth

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@lisabarbieri_ u said it sister

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@shaa_KIERA Lmaooooo

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@erintighe__ My blood included

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@erintighe__ Lotta people can’t read