Alli // The Bikini Queen

Life Coach • Skating Coach • Designer • Roomie Fan

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

I was gonna tweet something clever

[Joel / Roomie @roomieofficial]

Sometimes I'm convinced I'm the only one who finds me funny

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

@JennyFormica Wait but Jenny your eyes are SO brown. Mine are alSO brown. What??

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@aubreyaleena Yo I’m still a virgin then lmao

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

Gotta get me some grand larceny toed boots #amirite

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

@reginaYhicks @JennyFormica @JennyFormica @JennyFormica @JennyFormica and @JennyFormica

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

What is twitter? #hello

[Kalisto Zenda Nanen @Blackhoodoo]

rt if you've ever:

- self-harmed
- attempted suicide
- been to a therapist
- cancelled on things because you don't have the energy to live
- lied about being okay
- had a panic attack in a public bathroom

the world needs to know how common these things are.

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

I also have nothing better to do than retweet myself?

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I have a Twitter?

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

I have a Twitter?

[b.b @benoobrown]

*someone doesn’t say thanks when you open the door for them*

my brain:
don’t say it
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me: “THAT’S ALRIGHT”

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Chile - 0
Canada - 0

United States - 643,000

[Arianna Filippone @aireahnahh]

*hears my boyfriend’s phone vibrate*

My brain:

Don’t say it
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Don’t say it
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Me: Tell your other girlfriend I think she’s ugly

[Sarah🦋🦢🌈🧸 @sarahhhthomasss]

What the fuck is happening to my life right now

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

@JennyFormica Omg what even

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@alinebmckenna @Racheldoesstuff @NiaVardalos @pattonoswalt PS @JennyFormica needs a part

[Alli // The Bikini Queen @__Allii]

@alinebmckenna @Racheldoesstuff @NiaVardalos @pattonoswalt @JENNYFORMICA @JENNYFORMICA @JENNYFORMICA @JENNYFORMICA

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@laurasangee 👋🏽

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