Andrew Powell

Dad to Margot | Hummingbird, just let me die.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

Uhm. How long was that booger in my mustache?

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

Amy Poehler totally wants to bang Tom Holland.

I don’t blame her.

#Boink

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

LFG!!!!! ❤️❤️

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

I want life to be easier for you. I want you to have more money in your pocket. I want your community to be safe. I want your rights to be protected. I want the government to work for you and not give handouts to Elon Musk.

I’m running for Senate to fight for you.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

She was in line right in front of me with three White Claw tall boys.
She farted
She put her tall boys on the counter, then rolled up her left t-shirt sleeve so she could rub her left armpit. She then immediately smelled her fingers.
An opportunity missed to ask for her number.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

Is this perhaps the greatest t-shirt ever made?
#Midsommar #CultOfCult

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

Have I Got News For you is done for the season, as is The Rooster, and Daredevil season 2. DTF St. Louis is over, and now so is the Boys.

What go-to shows do people have on their TVs currently, while they’re staring at their phones?

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

@sonnyboyoyo @TheCinesthetic You’re wrong, sir.
He’s credited for multiple films for doing his own stuns such as OUATIH, Troy, and Bullet Train.
Good day.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck you an infinite number of times.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

@historyrock_ She sounds like Gilbert Gottfried, man. Crazy.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

Wow she really does sound like Gilbert Gottfried.
Gnarly guitar riff, though.

[Greta Van Fleet @GretaVanFleet]

We’re back, baby!

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

@Booker4KY Let’s goooo!!!!

[Jay 👽 @vincentjell0]

how you doin

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

@HarryFromCBus Who takes sports this fucking seriously, especially with a garbage franchise. We were also winning 5-0, but yeah blame this guy.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

This is the equivalent of having a podcast on instagram.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

I will be 38 this year. Dude, did I have a growth spurt? My dad who I just hung out with is like 6’3ish, why am I now all of a sudden towering over him?
#HashtagTheFuck

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

@tacobell in Bellevue, KY closes at 1AM.
It’s 1225AM. They refused to take my order because “they’re out of food.” Really? An entire restaurant is completely depleted of all their products? #Yikes

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

Get verified? More like get fucked LOL.

[Andrew Powell @__Andrew_Powell]

I woke up from a nap literally punching at the air so hard my shoulder and elbow hurt. The fuck was I dreaming about?