Dr Sindi van Zyl would be telling us about the new HIV jab right now in between tweeting about her other things. We were so informed about sexual health and stuff man. We lost a hero.
You’ll be going through your banking app and then it hits you that you’ve bought four Matcha Lattes in a week 😂
You don’t even know what Matcha tastes like mfanaka but they know you at Kauai 😭
Akere you love being called “cute and thoughtful” by Palesa from Finance so continue 👍🏾
Somewhere Out There In Hillbrow Or Cape Town, There's A Nigerian Willing To Risk It All For That Bentley, Because He Knows The Unlimited Bethas He Is About To Have With Low Grade Baddies.
The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
There's A Thin Line Between Being A Good Guy And A Bhari, Unfortunately This Falls Closer To Being A Bhari. If You Can't Put The Effort To Show At Least You Also Want This, Then Transaction Relationship It Is.