#1 Beer Guy

Former 2x Noodles & Company employee of the week

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

My middle school crush told me my best feature was my laugh. I been down bad ever since

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

4 mimosas deep feeling like Karl-Anthony Towns.

[Still in the Game @stigstigstig_]

Our coin has UFC fighters talking about it in press conferences

And yours just makes memes?

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Ima WEEP when college football 25 finish downloading

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

I need double digit chicken tenders tonight

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

My Chiefs having an offseason for the ages goodness gracious

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

Yesterday I learned there’s something called heat lightning in Florida

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

@HoodBiologist I paid for the wi-fi on this flight to get your thoughts on the in-flight bathroom pen rip?

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

@Tyre_94 Sending good energy your way 🙏🏿

[lev @lisco_2000]

this is literally the plot of the second goofy movie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

is this when it all started to go wrong for the Bucks?

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

I’d go to war for you and you pretend like you don’t know what your name is

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

I just know paper towel companies love it whenever I’m in the kitchen

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

@j_illiard @GoHawklets @Jeffywood @BoachBartier

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

🚨 I want you to put the word out there that we back up

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

Spent too many years working at a call center to get attitude when I call into one

[#1 Beer Guy @__Cansas]

They never learn man

[Brandon M. Scott @MayorBMScott]

. @QuintonLucasKC I am confident in my @Ravens. Are you confident in your @Chiefs? Consider yourself challenged! Take your meds and bundle up because my whole city has the bird flu and it's highly contagious. See you Sunday my friend! #RavensFlock    

@MayorLucasKC

[Cole Beasley @Bease11]

I hope the Bills beat the hell outta the chiefs. I need it!

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"You start to wonder, is this maybe the end of the Chiefs dynasty?"

— @jasonrmcintyre on if Andy Reid could walk away this season