Nemezu 𓅓🤖

LAZY STONER! But I still get my shit done!! GEMINI¦ I write lit barz that I can't spit 😒|RIP TAKEOFF,| #TRvP #LFC God is the greatest.

[OLAMIDE not Baddo🧢 @Hirazzy]

Aunty, na Maruwa you enter, not Emirates First Class. Person dey squeeze body to create space for other passengers, you don turn ordinary elbow movement into a whole sexu@l ass@ult documentary. Nah you get dirty mind abeg. At this point na you dey harass the man if you don’t know. 😂😭

[ghoulia roberts @miercolesgbr]

worked full time and did school full time while having cancer, so now that i don’t have cancer anymore i’m taking a month off to smoke weed and play video games all day.

[Domskii @dsscoott]

The main reason I don’t like fucking strangers is because I hate condoms

[thehollowmuse @prettyinpiece]

This post really shows how some of y’all don’t understand punctuation marks at all. The quotation marks are right there, yet??? There’s literally no ambiguity in that post.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

The economy used to be so good that some people lived in hotels

[سيدي بيبر 😎 @PoohDaManz]

4 Kids In Yo 20’s Is Crazy, You Basically Grew Up Just To Fuck 😂😭

[Mide Brown🫧🤎 @auntylamide]

Shebi you people are always shouting “Toxic pussy” is the best

Na hin be that, You will cry blood

[M🏃$ @callmediamondxo]

my guy play him song for betnaija shop, one guy say "who sing this rubbish?" my guy say he no know

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm at the age where if i see a chair, i'm sitting.

[Olamide @buzzboyola]

Ancestor wey no leave wealth for me no fit leave curse for me.

[DUBEM @leo_ivin]

Sometimes you have to let Spotify put you on to new music

[Michael the gadget boy(Daddy Melvin) @Michael_mickyt1]

A wicked horny feminist once said …

“Snap epon re siimii”

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

“I thought you only wanted to test your rizz”

“Ehn, but as e work, I say make I rush test my jizz”

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Is that so?👀

[Victeur King @VicteurK]

Your babe don fuck yahoo boy
Fuck lecturer
Fuck banger boy
Fuck abroad guy
Fuck her besties
Fuck hostel guy
Fuck street guy
Fuck vibrator & deeldo.
Travel interstate for knacks
Fuck married men.

Then you hustle do wedding marry her.

Wetin those men remain for you ?

[LombardGoon @LombardGoon]

India is so retаrded that being born with Down’s syndrome is a buff

[✯ @SwaGb0b0]

Your girl cheated and you're beefing the nigga😂

[STACEY’S LUXURY 👸❤️✨ @STACEYLUXUbs]

Every time “pick me, pick me”You people don’t even understand what pick-me means.

Because tell me why you’re dressing like this and deliberately positioning your boobs like that just so men can notice you and validate you. And it’s not even one man you’re trying to impress, na all men. 😭😂

Nne, you be the pick-me o.

Baby sawa le le ,sawa sawa sawa le ,ashhhhh,kpom kpom kporokotom ,kpom kpom kporokotom,if you know the remaining you can finish it 😌

[Laja Lafrica⭐☎️ @iam_lafrica]

You're just a wh@re.

[F and his 253 followers @FrankIyn]

Today they asked how many women were in our cybersecurity class and niggas started counting and skipped the fat chick at the back.