Chelsea

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

For someone who hates cooking, you'd think I'd stop saving food tutorials on TikTok and Instagram. But no, I save them religiously and never make any of them.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really love this app because I sometimes bump into thoughts I would never let out 😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[Mia Renaldi @Muirmaid]

I need my net salary doubled

[Cactus owino🐛(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Driving school labda nipelekwe boarding this time

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[nimusolini 🇫🇷 @nimuwithafatty]

Instagram is doing everything but creating a way I can remove myself from someone's close friends

[☔ @Whotfismick]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Can we all agree the corporate workday should be 9am-3pm????

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

don't nobody be on X more than a employed person on the clock 😭😂

[bonita bandida @kwaneIe_]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable 🙂‍↕️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Full grown adults who can’t vacation, take a gap year, have hobbies, play an instrument, speak multiple languages, swim, cycle, skate, or backpack. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to escape survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics no one really talks about.

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[t. @taeseru]

discussing the psychology behind a cheating man gets quite boring after a while like let’s discuss money laundering methods..

[DEUCALION💀 @_deucalio]

Peer pressure isikufanye uoe before ufike 60 years

[The Plump Nigga Whisperer 🪑 @AndallthatjASS]

stay single
travel
get ya coochie ate a lil bit

that's really all you can do these days

[t. @thandoau]

at this point, we are working to be able to afford concert tickets. every second week it’s a ticket to buy.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I have the same selfishness level as a man. My life stops for nothing or anyone