🥂

[Tw!nkle ✨ @HazelEyez552]

When you suck the breadnut and the little sauce isn’t salty<<<<<<<

[goma @soigomaa]

THINGS I DONT DEBATE WITH MEN :
1. Abortion
2. Breastfeeding
3. Menstruation
4. Female body hair
5. Birth Control
6. Access to feminine hygiene products

Why? Because NONE of those involve the male body & therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[The vacation you need🇹🇹 @JoviModeste]

The married ppl in me and my friends dm

[🥂 @__Christaa]

!!!

[Ingen Kompromiss @KastroDaOne]

Once your kids start having kids you need to retire your privates. Stop giving people aunts and uncles that are younger than them!

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Why do parents get mad when you sleep all day? I’m literally at home, safe, quiet, minding my business and not causing any problems

[Sean Khan @Sean_Khan09]

CIBC has been the one bank I've felt comfortable recommending to people because of their customer service and rates in particular. This news has me worried.

[Luke the Good @lukeyism]

Funeral costs will shock you if you’re not prepared

[Lucian in 876🇱🇨 @smilez_sher]

Anywho got all my grades back. I finished all the taught courses of my masters program…. Lowest grade is a B+ over the 10 courses, all while lecturing 😭😭

Make some noise yall 🥳🥳 I deserve something nice

[baidawi @buhdahwee]

🤷🏿‍♂️

[Benito @Ben_Jah_Mein]

I feel sedale and tallyboy - bum bum whistle is the best song out so far for lucia carnival

[Aziza Lake 🇦🇬 @azizalake]

Your mother

[Zion @zionszzn]

Ngl Airport outfits only matter otw there, idgaf how I look coming back home😂

[AyeYoDez 🔌🇱🇨 @AyeYoDez_TMG]

WMB, hold it down. Give everyone else a chance ….. that bar set wayyyyy too high

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I'm liking your instagram photo from 7 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I'm not stalking you.

[LIBBY ✨. @_leanneabby]

Hennessy is VERY overrated. horrible alcoholic beverage man. YACK! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Chef Marcus🌴 🇱🇨 @powerxsurge]

Why do all that when you can just throw the mauby in the bin?

[🌚 Khronique Lee Aun Lyne @nyannoire]

Sometimes it’s even family members and they all act like nothing happened or that the person is totally normal and that you don’t have a gaping wound inside from suffering at their hands, from the constant double think etc etc. it’s a nasty business the entire thing

[🌚 Khronique Lee Aun Lyne @nyannoire]

I think this is the part that a lot of people don’t really see especially the guys who are giving passive/disregarding statement many women are reacting this way because they too are victims sometimes they still are forced to interact with their abusers by communities that KNOW