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“A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down.” ― John Alejandro King #comedy #quotes

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“Post-traumatic stress disorder – otherwise known as "first day back from vacation.” ― John Alejandro King #quote #quotes

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“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.” ― Brooke Bida #random #quotes

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“Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.” ― Dave Turner #comedy #quotes

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“I have so much hate that it has turned into love.” ― Margaret Cho #hate #quotes

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“Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.” ― Jaime Reed #comedy #quotes

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“Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey #comedy #quotes

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“You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.” ― Chelsea Handler #comedy #quotes

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“Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert” ― Josh Stern #feelings #quotes

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“Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.” ― Jasper Fforde #comedy

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“The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting.” ― Sorin Suciu #comedy #quotes

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“hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!” ― Mary Amato #comedy #quotes

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“What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary?” ― Becca Fitzpatrick #comedy #quotes

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“I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem.” ― Yana Toboso #comedy #quotes

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“Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey #comedy #quotes

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“Primark 'till I die” ― Russell Howard #comedy #quotes

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“To Kalist, Baumauer’s just a timber bridge in need of a good hot fire.” ― Carla H Krueger #comedy #quotes

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“What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows.” ― John Green #comedy

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“Just relax and breathe through your ass.” ― Lewis Black #comedy #quotes

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“Peter and Jessie were like Romeo and Juliet. Have you ever seen that old movie? Starring Leonardo Dicaprio?” ― Adele Griffin