Desmond R. Crankshaft

Where have all the merrymakers gone?

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

Flat Coated Retriever ran into a Golden Retriever at WDS and got brutally applause mogged by him👀😂

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

Tower 7 of Onion Rings

[Walter Russell Mead @wrmead]

This is a “Tower of Onion Rings” according to a Hilt*n hotel in Miami.

[Guykings (whom God preserve) of Utrecht @poynterton]

Do you still believe you're getting a gf this year? Because at 27 it's marginal, right?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

@PopCrave Regular widows: “ wah wah my husband is dead”

Erika Kirk:

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The goyim have gone completely festive

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

This is fake news.
This is my audio engineer

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How life feels after I quit my job

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"how to do taxes"

"what is a W2"

"how bad is it if i dont do taxes"

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

My magnum opus.

[Asha Logos @AshaLogos]

One of the issues that justifiably divides those on the ‘right’ - a rift I’m comfortable with, and would even like to deepen - is where we strike our balance between profit acquisition and the beauty/cleanliness of our world.

No respect for the ‘economy first’ crowd, here..

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

If you actually enjoy Elon’s twitter account, you have the mental acuity of a 7 year old.

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

High waisted pants have done more for women than the entire suffrage movement ever did.

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I love being lectured on meritocracy by people who come from a country with a caste system

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

This is like 9/11 for bitches that go on international vacations perennially.

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

@heard305 @AkkadSecretary he will be in Nevada later this month for a Fallout festival/weekend

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

me after 3 beers and a shot of Jameson

[OnlyYotes @HourlyYote]

[🔗](https://t.co/Rh8XKIQX8b)

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

if you play disc golf you will die by my sword