DaKaaRYS

Why do fireflies have to die so soon?

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Hey Jio Cinema, I have the family package for Rs. 999.
Can you explain what you meant by ad-free.
I can understand ads coming between overs during live cricket.
But 3 ads in a 15-minute highlights package?
Though I must admit it was totally ad-free between the ads.

[Dr.B.Karthik Navayan @Navayan]

"Indians" will become "Indians" only in foreign countries. In "India", their identity is caste.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Yesterday it was Chandigarh
Today it was Surat & Indore

Tomorrow this will happen all across India if BJP is not stopped.

[Ravi Nair @t_d_h_nair]

Who is "Bhagoda"?

It is public knowledge that Modi hasn't given an unscripted interview to a journalist since he ran away from Karan Thapar's interview 17 years ago.

[Anusha Ravi Sood @anusharavi10]

The audacity of this @INCIndia candidate in Telangana

[Hansraj Meena @HansrajMeena]

हारा हुआ जुआरी आखिरी दाव मंगलसूत्र पर ही लगाता हैं।

[Darab Farooqui @darab_farooqui]

When this Photo was taken:

1. Modi knew what Prajwal Revanna has done. Every detail of it.
2. Modi knew about the existence of a pen drive which had 2976 mass r@pe videos.
3. Modi knew, Prajwal Revanna is responsible for Mass R@paing over 400 women.
5. Modi knew some of those women from his own party, BJP.
6. Modi knew that the Pen Drive was given to a local BJP leader, who wrote a letter to the TOP Leadership of BJP, pleading them not make a deal with Prajwal and his party.
7. Modi inspite of knowing everything, campaigned for Prajwal Revanna.
8. In the campaign he said - "Every vote for Prajwal will strengthen Modi".
9. When Prajwal was fleeing India, Modi knew, because Prajwal holds a diplomatic passport.
10. Modi can bring Prajwal back from Germany but he won't.

Now please tell me how is Modi not responsible in protecting and promoting mass r@pists like Prajwal Revanna?

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Hello, Smriti Irani, Minister of Women Development. 👋

[Shyam Rangeela @ShyamRangeela]

आपको क्या लगता है कि चुनाव पैसों से ही जीता जाता है ? सोचिए…
और हाँ, मेरे पास पैसे नहीं है लेकिन लड़ने की हिम्मत है, पैसे होते तो ED CBI के डर से दुबका बैठा रहता जैसे सब बैठे है
जब मुझे ज़रूरत पड़ेगी मेरे देश के शुभचिंतक तैयार है 🙏🏽🙂✌🏽

[SirKazam {blu tik} @SirKazamJeevi]

Why is no one asking why BJP is not contesting any seat in J&K ?

I thought post 370, BJP has transformed the place and everyone there can’t wait to get Modi’s tattoo on their forehead?

Then what is BJP scared of?

[Shyam Rangeela @ShyamRangeela]

रोज़गार देना संभव नहीं हुआ, कोई नहीं
लेकिन ये तो संभव ही था, इसमें तो मोदी जी रोज़गार दे सकते थे!
चलिए कोई नी रोज़गार माँगना भी भीख माँगना ही है आजकल
जिसमें मोदी जी युवाओं को भाव नहीं दे रहे , बहुत अच्छा लिखा आपने 👍🏽

[Abhishek Baxi @baxiabhishek]

The PM does not sound like a troll.
You made a troll the PM.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Today is exactly 1 year since the violence broke out. Manipur still continues to burn.

- 60,000+ people have been forced to leave their homes and become refugees in their own country
- 4000+ houses have burnt down
- 1000+ people have been injured

PM Modi never had the courage to ever go to Manipur in this one year. Watch this video to understand how Modi’s policies are the reason behind this violence: https://t.co/m0MDY5jWB4

[Fred @WaywardWinifred]

She’s got straight As, is moisturized, thriving and fundamentally unbothered. Success in life in guaranteed. I would know!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The one space where girls have previously been able to retreat to escape bullying boys has been removed from this victim. The violent male feels emboldened enough to drag her by the hair and punch her. Explain why occurrences like this are a price worth paying for your ideology.

[Alishan Jafri @alishan_jafri]

He's now using the term Jihadi vote bank to villify a community of 220 million Indians. This is also fringe, I am told.

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Smriti Irani is in the news about candicacy in Amethi.

Smriti Irani, Minister of Women Development, wasn't in the news about hundreds of women sexually assaulted and fimed.

Indian media for you.

[Punit Pania @Punit_Pania]

Prajwal Revanna fled the country on a diplomatic passport. Another proud Sigma meme moment.

[Hansraj Meena @HansrajMeena]

कौशांबी में निर्दलीय दलित प्रत्याशी छेद्दू जी, के साथ अभद्रतापूर्वक दूर्व्यवहार करने वाले मनुवादी बदतमीज अधिकारी सत्येंद्र तिवारी को तत्काल प्रभाव से सस्पेंड किया जाएं एवं एससी-एसटी एक्ट के तहत कड़ी कार्यवाही करें। #ArrestSatendraTiwari

[Hansraj Meena @HansrajMeena]

मणिपुर में 3 मई 2023 से जारी हुई हिंसा को आज ठीक एक साल हो गया है। इस दौरान आदिवासी अधिकारों की रक्षा के लिए शहीद हुए सैकड़ों कुकी जो लोगों को मैं नमन एवं श्रद्धांजलि अर्पित करता हूं। हम एक ऐसे दौर में जी रहे है जहां आदिवासियों के जीवन का कोई महत्त्व नहीं है। #JusticeForKuki_Zo