Eustace

[Seb Martin @SebOnFootball]

Ahahahaab off you fuck Palmer, should’ve been a straight red first one anyway.

He’s lost his head 😂😂😂

[wambo💗💸. @wambuiraima]

Rafiki anasema hawezi piga shot juu kuna dawa anakunywa 😂😂
Ulistep on a live wire ,sio?😂😂😂

[Arsenal Touchline @Afc_ArsenalX1]

I'm getting fade up of Martin Odegaard obvious ways of refusing to give Viktor Gyokeres the ball to score

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

I still want sex after doing all that shit

[BIG MAMA🫦💎🪭 @bigmomaad]

You said?

[Ibrahim 🌟 @Ayodejman_]

When the judge sentences you to 5 Manchester United wins in a row. 😂

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Meg is always somehow hotter every time you see her. I aspire. Mziki tu ndio haievolve.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Immediately after President Ruto landed in Zimbabwe...

[BIG MAMA🫦💎🪭 @bigmomaad]

🤧to be deleted

[bilikisu @annose_]

Sex to look forward to
After work sex
After a party/rave sex
Booked a hotel for the day sex
Come over I missed you sex
“Damn I haven’t seen you in so long you’re so thick now” sex
Reacted “❤️” to your story sex
“Why do you keep playing with me, you know I want you” sex

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Eve maina amepost "new man" huko IG. Our local cctv hawker is seeing dust with his sanpaku eyes. Chesa!

[baby girl 🤭 @Lilithipf]

i’m suicidal

[AI @nonewthing]

Incest lineups is what is killing Arsenal’s attack.

Mikel either selects an attack that is all speed or no speed at all. No in-betweens, no balance. It’s either rondo ball or the Iraqi invasion.

[Ashley 🎀 @ailyashley]

So today in lab we swabbed inside our mouths to see bacteria under a microscope and a girl had a WHOLE LIVE SPERM in her microscope slide .

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

For perspective, it's easier to use your money as rolling paper for a blunt, than it is to actually buy the rolling paper itself.

[Little African👑 @paradoxicalhif]

With elders calling Luos to rally behind him, Gen BabuOwino’s career receives a powerful lift rooted in his long loyalty to Baba. Incoming 047 Governor is the continuity of that vision. The Mwananchi Party

[BIG MAMA🫦💎🪭 @bigmomaad]

Wanna hug him with both my hands and legs

[David Ornsign @david_ornsign]

🚨 BREAKING: UEFA has just announced an emergency extraordinary meeting following leaked audio that proves top European clubs have secretly been using a multi-million-euro AI simulation tool to pre-determine Champions League draws months in advance.
According to whistleblowers inside Nyon, the algorithm was hardcoded to ensure high-profile grudge matches including a guaranteed Real Madrid vs. Barcelona final every single season while actively freezing out lower-ranked underdogs.
With sponsors reportedly threatening to pull out and lawyers swarming, European football is facing its biggest institutional crisis of the century.

[👻 @luccideity]

Hapo 2014 my grandma was sick and parents weren't home. She told me to pray for her, so I called lil bro and he came akiwa high af. I had to do it alone. Nilisema "Baba katika jina la yesu . . . ." She let out a weird sound and I didn't finish. Told her "we ngoja mum warudi"😂😂

[🦄Angelina Jean🦄 @Angelin52659191]

NEGANS FIRST EPISODE WAS 11 YEARS AGO TODAY 🖤🖤🖤 NOBODY CAN EVER PLAY NEGAN LIKE @JDMorgan ❤️❤️❤️