Bridget Mcbruiser

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Celebrity Skin Summer.

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after much exploration of the world and examination of the self I have realised that I cannot run from but must simply accept the fact that Joapuin Phoenix is the only one that could successfully portray me in the biopic.

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I couldn’t help but wonder… is the first half an hour of ‘Beau is Afraid’ a universal experience we all must endure in our early 20s ? Or perhaps I have veered past afraid, and just like that, become insane.

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it would be punk rock and perhaps even chic if Sally Rooney ended a novel with the typical horned up, emotionally volatile, complicit yet class conscious academia adjacent protagonist killing themselves.

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some honest to goodness millennial promo with Eva and Orville, then Cole Escola as the Emcee and Jinx Monsoon as Sally Bowels and Cabaret on Broadway is saved. Condragulations.

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nail file so good it made me believe in Jesus.

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cause of death: Mr Big.

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guys Princess Diana went through all that without Lana to listen to. So sick and twisted. Stories in order to live diva.

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do you think the term “star-studded” was coined after the ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’ cast announcement ? Because I do.

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what English estate novel protagonist needed Lana ? Girls what if that was me the whole time. Trinners is the real terror. Get me in a plane with Aunty Tabby asap.

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Princess and the Frog stage adaptation when. Figure it out flops. The best women on stage are green.

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sorry why was DNC the one time P!nk was not in the slingshot. Surely that is the only time and place that calls for one of her songs to be performed with such extremity.

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when Lana gets the respect she deserves it’s doing to be so over for some of you whores.

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what do we have to do to get Jamie Lloyd to cast Chris Kolfer in that production of ‘Sunset Boulevard’ but only it is on at the Bord Gais.

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give me a gun and get me on a commuter train.

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School teacher Enoch Burke has returned to Wilson's Hospital School in Co Westmeath, despite losing a High Court action aimed a setting aside a court order for him to stay away https://t.co/2bwmfQVmAZ

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rip Shirley Jackson you would have loved Sabrina Carpenter.

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sorry who cares what Mr Phoenix is up to when we have the funniest possible way to get Murray Bartlett one step closer to EGOT ?

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who thinks that the Costco family is voting Trump.

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can someone give me like a lot of money so I can be free of my responsibilities at the energy theatre and finally just read Moby Dick. We can’t let capitalist Dublin be the death of whale inspired awe.

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why is Morrissey still alive.