HoIden

[PepeYanks @Pepe_Yanks]

Here bruh damn

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

I love how WAV Archive just played a completely different song

[edgyalbert @edgyalbert]

Which one is most appropriate for a first date

[𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 @RichieBucketsUK]

Might legit be the best throw I’ve ever seen from any baseball player ever. Hell it might be the best throw in ANY sport that involves throwing.

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Baseball is so funny man. You can think you know absolutely everything about the sport then boom someone named “Jim Jarvis” is on your screen. You’ve never heard of Jim Jarvis. You can’t imagine Jim Jarvis playing in the minors. Jim Jarvis was created today. Jim. Jarvis.

[HoIden @__H0LDEN__]

@schwibz @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

A New Yorker's guide to the World.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

'The Odyssey' has officially outgrossed 'Oppenheimer' at the domestic box office

• The Odyssey $334.2 million
• Oppenheimer $330.1 million

It took 'Oppenheimer' 595 days to reach that total

'The Odyssey' did it in 13.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

timmy used to hang outisde msg tryna get frank ntilikina's autograph that knicks chip meaning more to him than an oscar

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Feet on the wood for Bobby Baccalieri, just a few seats down from Taylor Swift. All those crappy game appearances in the middle of December paid off. To the victor belongs the spoils.

[NBA @NBA]

THE FULL ENDING OF GAME 4.

UNCUT. 🍿🍿🍿🍿

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”

-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable

“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”

-powerful
-commanding
-honest

[milk @milkinhisbag]

please wait for the pan over to paul it is comedic timing gold

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making you weird

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[Orbis Tertius @_heral_fog]

you ever see two closed windows and think ‘if I open both, we could get a nice cross breeze going’ and then you do and it does