hasan

ally pally jungle raver

[hasan @__Has_]

ass https://t.co/o2Nd94bNih

[hasan @__Has_]

Accidentally broke my fast with a snuss, lord forgive me for I have zynned.

[serge east 🎨 @nfivesince99]

back in my day you used to hold corn for toe punting now man are calling it a distal phalanx shot

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Lost 700 straight games of rock, paper, scissors because everyone know which one I’m about

🤑🤑🤑

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Incorrect!

[hasan @__Has_]

Been on this app the same amount of times round the sun that max dowman has been alive for.. crazy

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Scully @isthatscully]

see you 27/28.

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Lisa Ann dunking on Bonnie blue

[The Akyem Prince. @MrBenjaminB]

People used to rob phones FACE TO FACE. None of this speeding past on a bike non-confrontational nonsense.

[𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐢 @utdpapi_]

it is absolutely ok brother

[hasan @__Has_]

this hurts like when they got cafe patron

[H @LIVA_GOTTA]

Fasting and furious

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Foot up on the gas ⛽️

[rico suave @twinkdeath2000]

"ur gender is what's in ur pants" bitch i'm bandsgender 💰🤦🤦

[hasan @__Has_]

@mcintyre_ruari @Abigael1444 Brother gonna need you to translate what she just said

[Scully @isthatscully]

Global Warming has England suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder in JULY. How are people getting winter depression in summer, dawg? Tories out, Lewis Hamilton winning again, England in a semi-final but we can’t even enjoy it because England is grey like Sin City

[The Akyem Prince. @MrBenjaminB]

Out of allllll the islands in the world, we live on the one that has grey skies in June.

[Savage Dan @SavageDan10_]

👙

[Babs @Babs_SP]

I wonder who they’ll blame this time aside from the government who’s ruled over the country for over 14 years now

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Mood