JACK

Freelance Breakfast Sandwich Consultant | I make things | Cyborg | he/him

[JACK @__JACK_______]

I only know a lot of you via Twitter so I’m excited they added this feature so y’all can hear my voice for the first time ❤️

[emily north @north0fnorth]

“the midwest looks so boring” can you not comprehend the beauty of a vast, open space? of seeing the entire dome of the sky? of the great titanic relics of long-gone industry that served as the engine of the nation? of seeing lakes so vast they present as seas? skill issue

[JACK @__JACK_______]

One of the initial concepts for that car (circa 2017) vs Ferrari’s Vegas special livery unveiled this morning. Ferrari, if you’d like to see my work from 2018, my rates are very reasonable

[JACK @__JACK_______]

Just thinking about it

[JACK @__JACK_______]

@DrChrisCombs @rktpoweredkeith This is cool, but what I’m really interested in is to see this compared to fusilli cut with a bronze die, which has a much rougher surface (good for grabbing pasta sauce) and thus should have materially different drag characteristics

[𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 🇵🇸 @justin__jayne]

They should make Lana and McConaughey fight at midfield when this is over

[JACK @__JACK_______]

When people ask me what the American Dream means to me, I’m going to show them this video

[JACK @__JACK_______]

@anglwhte Album soon??

[NWS Fort Worth @NWSFortWorth]

Forecast: Very hot.

[JACK @__JACK_______]

??? Of course this is a bad idea. You need a *second* needle that’s a 3/10 so you can establish the linear relationship between pain and the numbers

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

I was talking to my dad about those 1-10 pain scales they use at doctors' offices and how they don't really work and my dad, an engineer, said they should have a standardized needle they stab you with as a benchmark and tell you, "This is 5."

[JACK @__JACK_______]

@glaringresolve Omg

[JACK @__JACK_______]

@feral_himbo Ah I assumed we had all seen that viral music video that originally got them Twitter famous like 2 years ago

[JACK @__JACK_______]

@feral_himbo Imma be honest I thought they were all like 14

[JACK @__JACK_______]

Idk a single person in real life who has a job that’s the appropriate amount of busy. Either you sit around bored all day or you work until 10:00 every night and there’s no in-between

[Bad-TypeVA @Badtypemusic]

I knew of @BNYX before the blow up

Kai gives the same vibe

Dont cheat yourself, no matter the genre, tap in

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) https://t.co/o59LEQAV2V

[JACK @__JACK_______]

@DJAmamiya @kennybeats @QuavoStuntin @murdabeatz 3 years lol

[JP @jpbrammer]

one thing I’m going to do in the situation is cut and squeeze a lime

[Josh Mings @joshuamings]

Forgot one

[JACK @__JACK_______]

$8000 on Discogs

[Stereogum @stereogum]

A Taylor Swift fan received a vinyl copy of 'Speak Now (Taylor's Version)' misprinted with a '90s electronic music compilation https://t.co/2A8tUMMoxu