jordí

“you’re so handsomely dressed” - annie leibovitz said 2 me once at a party

[jordí @__JDN]

tired, but look fab..

[jordí @__JDN]

@thinkinbouu its her first time on stage in years leave her the f alone

[jordí @__JDN]

@onikasnephew She named her album ‘bitch’ and she confused that the algorithm won’t promote things with bad words

[jordí @__JDN]

gagiana

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

full into you live performance at the eternal sunshine tour

[jordí @__JDN]

she was in the trenches, living above a chinese takeout too

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

imagine if they had kept Carrie’s original apartment from the pilot!!!

[jordí @__JDN]

this did something for me x

[rosie @nickyn0mates]

"shut the fuck up when i'm fucking talking" he's insane omg

[jordí @__JDN]

@theosal oooooomf 🇬🇧

[jordí @__JDN]

@mickal500 Ryan is cooler tho

[jordí @__JDN]

honestly

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’ve watched that robot kick that chinese kid at least 4,000 times today

[jordí @__JDN]

@TMZ not her trying to end dua’s wedding

[jordí @__JDN]

sad gay guy summer is here

[jordí @__JDN]

really need to get this tweet framed cos it’s too special

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[jordí @__JDN]

I spent 23k avios points on wine for the xmas holidays once

[$ @stephanieukm]

22,000 avios taking just £70 off is a joke btw @British_Airways

[jordí @__JDN]

throwback to when i went to primavera and it was sunny, praying for all the gays and gurls in the rain boots

[jordí @__JDN]

primavera sound ☀️

[jordí @__JDN]

@iiwasinthee212 i hope you’re talking about the british version?

[jordí @__JDN]

elon decimding wheter to turn the audio post feature on:

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

Fashion is NOT where you shop. It’s HOW you put it together

[jordí @__JDN]

honestly

[jordí @__JDN]

she reheated kylies fever nachos but sprinkled in her own bits in there with a splash of cunt

[joey. @JOEROTICA]

fico imaginando quando vocês homossexuais tiverem a boa vontade de escutar esse disco completo... a danniimania será instaurada não só nesse site como em todas as baladas gays do Brasil... esse disco é o sucessor natural do Fever, enquanto a Kylie seguiu em frente pra outro gênero com o Body Language a Dannii resolveu lançar a continuação do álbum da irmã... dever moral todo gay escutar isso aqui.

[jordí @__JDN]

used an oyster card today instead of contactless

[jordí @__JDN]

so dark in the sheets, white in the streets?

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Andy Cohen and his boyfriend

Source: deuxmoi