Rick “2006” Steves

When travel dreams take people to Italy, Tuscany is often their first stop!

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I must know where my mom bought me this Lizard Power shirt

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Frankly it’s none of my business if The Fray are still a band or not

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John Q is like the reverse Grinch when you think about it

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@ryy_bread_ [organizing an orgy]

Community and collaboration are vital to success.

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When it’s mid July and your girl tries to slip a finger in

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Now that I’ve quit vaping it’s time to make some new friends that vape

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Shoulda never smoked that shit now I’m refinancing my car loan ����😅😳

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*wiping away tears, talking to myself in the bathroom mirror: stop wearing your new sweater to the work on Mondays. No one comes into the office on Mondays!

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AI can change the world

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Dental hygienist: floss more or I will shoot you with a gun

Dentist: fuck it. Look like teeth to me! I hate my kids. See you in six months 👍🏻

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Been nailing a “what if Sméagol was Austin Powers” bit and girlfriend is just about done with it.

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@AndrewDoesTweet @mmmmmmmadds Yo the rock hyrax texted me after the club and said he picked up weird vibes from u. Glad you guys talked it out tho. Peace n love ✌🏻

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@Gabbagoolio

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I was at a 99 restaurant in New Hampshire on a family vacation and my cousin had to walk up to our booth and apologize for punching me in the face after I hit him with a bag of candy earlier in the day

We then looked up at the restaurant TV and saw that Michael Jackson had died.

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@Gabbagoolio No this is also funny too

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Quarantined for covid and convincing myself that watching extreme sports on YouTube while eating delivery Thai food has always been one of my favorite hobbies 🙂

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@CincinnatiZoo @daveanthony @SimpleTruth4U Happy birthday Rico 🎉

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My son and I do not watch @CNN it’s too scary

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The Covid vaccine gave my dog diabetes

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

The woman who has inspired me most is Gandalf from lord of the rings if he was a girl

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Yeah I’m built different (poorly)