Thank you for coming to my teeny, tiny corner of the Internet. It’s been great getting to know you. Maybe our paths will cross in real life but if not, thank you again for your time.
Goodnight and good luck. Godspeed to us all.
I’ll be deleting my account and this app, which has always hung out on the bottom row on my iPhone for as long as I’ve had one. Twitter really was something special and now whatever it has become is somehow both pointless and malignant.
I first signed up for Twitter maybe 13, 14 years ago and it’s been one of my favorite apps since. I read so many great articles, jokes, and think pieces. I got a peek into the lives of strangers both near and far. I dare say I’ve even made some friends along the way.
@MargaritaSippin There’s an old wives tale that you can use white wine to get red wine out. I’ve also heard warm salt water can help but if you can get your hands out, the best option is the Shout grease busting spray. It takes everything out.
I just watched her take the most beautiful little leap off the fridge off the counter on to the floor and I literally don’t know how I lived without her