Mariah

[Grace @gracecamille_]

taco bell menu is like ok we have exactly 9 ingredients. which of these 38 ways do you want them presented fo you

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[a s h l y n ⚡️ @mommyalv]

sex life on netflix >>>>>

[Haden Carrillo @CarrilloHaden]

I’ve always been the friend that gets tossed to the side when a more ideal Individual comes into the picture...

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[brandi @brandinicc]

Guys who tuck you in and give you a kiss on the forehead before they go to work are superior

[Meadow Herman @meadowherman]

Can someone please stop me from popping the fuck off for every single holiday for my kids??? They’re too spoiled

[pink peppercorn @ricis_angel]

I’m still amazed what sun does to my mental health.

[Mariah @__MARIAHJO]

@LJPatin Shit it better warm up soon, cause I’ll be there the 1st weekend of March 😅😅😅

[Mariah @__MARIAHJO]

If I don’t get out of this brutal cold soon imma lose my damn mind 😒

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[pearly j ☾ @pearlijones]

tan me is a happier me

[Lin Wood @LLinWood]

Indisputable photographic evidence that antifa violently broke into Congress today to inflict harm & do damage. NOT @realDonaldTrump supporters.

Do not be fooled. Trump supporters are peaceful. It was antifa that created the violence in our cities over the past several months.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

[CAELI K. @onlycaelik]

REPEAT AFTER ME: I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life.