@DaddyFiles I recently heard about your son and was deeply saddened by his story. I have set up a gofundme in his honour to raise awareness of bullying. The other men I work with have said they will paint their nails too.
@elonmusk My own attempt to search President Donald Trump says you're lying. Or, if you're not lying, not very bright. Which one is it? I'll let you pick.
@lisaloulaa Do people realise this is just making the ageing population problem worse? We need more people being born to not only sustain the population, but generate enough tax revenue to pay for pensions.
@guerillacricket now for some actual proper food porn for @messyjez. Sausages are now indeed cooked. French toast style bagels with: Chorizo, Polish sausage, bacon, medley of cheese, omelette, and of course Colmans mustard.