Abrasive Negro

one thing bout her,she don’t stay long..

[Kirk’s 3rd Earring 💎 @ayla_757]

Idk why this is so funny to me she so damn strange

[Ameenah.B @ammeenahh]

Another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

Your kids will not thank you for this, neither will your husband. You will develop resentment over not being properly appreciated for sacrifices you weren't asked to make and your family will be baffled when you one day explode at them.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

The camera located... where?

Fucking excuse me?

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

And he ain’t let up since

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

American politics is just Republicans and Democrats calling each other names as they both steal everything that isn't nailed down from the rest of us and drive the nation off a cliff.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I really have to commend Al Gore for his restraint because if I was in his shoes I would be well into the fifth year of my worldwide “I Fucking Told You So” lecture tour

[Alex Goldman @AGoldmund]

I mean … all I did was take away the rights of millions of people and suddenly they’re all angry at me!

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

I'll say it once and I'll say it again: I truly don't think you can remain sane while simultaneously being well-informed.

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

@realmatt_re If you’re as broke as you say, you need to take your ass to the EBT office lol

[Jenna @starshipTARDIS]

All golf courses should be replaced with native plants and turned into wildlife sanctuaries

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

but whitey’s on the moon

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

We need to reforest every single golf course.

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

Walgreens Pharmacy: We got yo shit. Come get it.
Me: *I've got a day off at the end of the week, I'll go then*
Walgreen: NO. COME GET YO SHIT
Me: I've got 7 days, correct?
Walgreen: YES. BUT COME GET YO SHIT TODAY. COME GET IT! COME AND GET IT! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

As an old head, can someone explain to me what the appeal of watching streamers is.

[Chris @thotlesschris]

They don’t stop at stop signs no more. Treat every merging lane like it’s a zipper merge. They’d rather crash into you then wait 5 second before SAFELY entering a lane too! Everyone just bonkers and entitled on roads