Queen MJ

Currently trying to figure out who I am.

Instagram: @_queen_mj_
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What’s the worst chore in the world & why is it laundry?

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Woah. Me on Twitter again?

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If someone tells you once they dont want to be with you, PLEASE don't let that mf say it to you a second time.

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Whenever I'm trying to be productive, but just end up watching @NBCBlacklist instead

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If the total of your bill is $44, and you give me two 20's and a 5er, and then proceed to tell me to keep the change... I hope a bird gets diarrhea all over your car.

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Its such an ugly day, I shouldn't have to go to work.

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If I tell you I'm sleeping, as far as you're concerned, I'm sleeping. Idgaf if I'm up scrolling till 4am, bruh, I'm sleep. #single

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Stop complaining and do something about it, or just let it go. For fucks sakes.

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#TipTheBill plz 🤘

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Having intentions are all well and good, until the only thing your intentions involve is yourself.

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Am I the only one in the world that wants to go to the nail salon AND NOT HEAR EVERY PHONE CALL AROUND ME?! Why are yall on the phone? Relax....and let me read my book while she scrubs my skin off raw in peace. Fuck.

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@_EricBeauchamp Thank you, baby 😘

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I want my legs and booty rubbed on, a stuffed crust pizza, and ten bottles of the cherry glacier Gatorade. #hungover

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@plantdaddyx 😂😂😂

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2020 has been THE MOST humbling year for me, but that doesn't mean I'm just taking it sitting down. I've got a 💰 to secure.

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If you're blocking your own blessings, THAAAAATS ON YOUUUUUuuUuUUUu. So please, stay the fuck away from me with all that negative air.

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If the only reason you do shit is so people can see it, baby, we aren't cut the same.

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Sometimes I wonder how I ever survived without my Google maps. Oh! Right! I grew up in a tiny ass town and didn't have to use it till I moved to an actual city. Heard.

[Zach Myers @ZMyersOfficial]

You guys remember when @vanillaice told the world

“If there’s a problem Yo , I’ll solve it”

...... well the bill is due ice .... the bill is due