If the total of your bill is $44, and you give me two 20's and a 5er, and then proceed to tell me to keep the change... I hope a bird gets diarrhea all over your car.
Am I the only one in the world that wants to go to the nail salon AND NOT HEAR EVERY PHONE CALL AROUND ME?! Why are yall on the phone? Relax....and let me read my book while she scrubs my skin off raw in peace. Fuck.
Sometimes I wonder how I ever survived without my Google maps. Oh! Right! I grew up in a tiny ass town and didn't have to use it till I moved to an actual city. Heard.
You guys remember when @vanillaice told the world
βIf thereβs a problem Yo , Iβll solve itβ
...... well the bill is due ice .... the bill is due