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🤝

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Smell yer ma

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Absolutely fucking pathetic season from everyone involved, except for that lad who got piped off at Marseille, well done to him and him alone

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Birtley Nisa and the entirety of Italy remain the only two places I’ve ever found this stuff, what respective gaffs they both are

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Have these lights always been here? Have drawn an arrow for ease but I’m sure they weren’t there a few weeks ago

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Had approx six pints which apparently means I need to spend the rest of the night rewinding Almiron’s goal against PSG, if anyone needs me please message @bensprattjourn for all media enquiries

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I like a lot of songs but none as much Baby One More Time

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@NUFCThreatLevel @Swin9 Let us all head to Sgt Peppers, perhaps one of us could fall on the ice

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Newcastle are fucking rubbish but chicken cottage can probably compete my order

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@NatashaNUFC @livbrew Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

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Selling one Qarabag ticket

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@Swin9 Well I’m not the fourth best manager to have ever managed in Azerbaijan for no reason

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This feels similar to when on Football Manager my assistant manager, Fabian Schär, will suggest a fucking insane line up for a pre season game and I forget to change it back for the first game of the season

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

HOWAY NEWCASTLE 💪

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Three cheers for PSV’s dreadful, dreadful left back

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Petition for the FA Cup and it’s insistence on extra time and penalties to be played in the summer starting immediately

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#ISurvived the queue for a pint at Marseille away

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C’est magnifique

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Absolutely clownish behaviour from everyone involved this afternoon, at least they’ll play the Blaydon Races just before kick off against City though 🤪

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That 20 minute Lewis Hall spell last night

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: Prolific African pastor Prophet Kakande hosted ‘Spiritual football Match’ in his church to prove to his congregation that God won’t allow anyone to take the ball away from him.

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Everyone to Rafferty’s to discuss that Dan Burn volley