TP

TP, the human

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Learn your love language. Learn all your peoples love language. It will change your life.

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Juni screaming ALL DONE angrily at the doctor is my only comedic relief while doing some supervised restraining #notlaughing

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Google Gemini is modern-day Ask Jeeves

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…when AI suggests I navigate home after the daycare drop. #Tempting

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Protect your peace at all costs 💯

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Being a mom is fun and amazing.
Being a working mom sucks.

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Crunchetize me, Captain!

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Parenthood is eatin’ the fuzz off the floor fled binky

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Juni sneezed 5x in a row today. These genes are STRONG. #minime

[Oakland Schools @OaklandSchools]

🌟 Today, we honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 🌟
His vision of equality, justice, and love continues to inspire us to uplift one another and work towards a better future.

"Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'"

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There’s a different kind of pride that happens when you can actually hear your child shitting their pantalones … hard!

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My full moon experience was actually getting to sleep through the night ..! #crazy 🥳

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“Sleeping like a baby” is such an oxymoron expression

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How much practice time is devoted to the touchdown dances and silly celebrations?

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Dan Campbell for Prez ❤️🦾💕

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40 weeks, 6 days pregnant.,…..Every day I wake up, I hope it feels like I wet the bed. Still haven’t. Water has not broken. Fun stuff over here 😫🫡🙃 #imsomnia

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“ I’ve got a biting fixation “ -MT 😂

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Man! Last nights dreams were crazy,..Greg walked away (got lost)(wasn’t found by the end of it) 😞, I missed the same meeting 3x in a row😱, and my secretary’s husband was my uncle (?) (?) (?) 🫡. I’m sooo confused and rattled this AM
##pregnancyDreams

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And my carpal tunnel is so bad, I can hardly even type. #aging

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I don’t even remember having friends on Twitter,—-14 years ago! Nonetheless, I used to tweet and subtweet for and to them. Now I tweet for meeeee muahahahhaa #MyXAnniversary #LIFE

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Wondering when the yellow brick road of i75 will be complete? It’s been shut down for nearly a year… … ……….. 🤔