The Prettiest 💋

♈️ PRINCESS 💎 I’ll Block You 🖤

[The Prettiest 💋 @__Slimmmmxx]

“I’m a broken strong women “ 🤞🏽🎯

[aether @bluewdrift]

according to philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll never understand work beef. Just do your job and go home 😭

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

always. walk. away. after. the. first. betrayal.

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

POV: When you finish a show that was lowkey part of your daily routine and now life doesn't feel the same.

[eliz @eliza___v]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

I’m always down for spontaneous plans… as long as my hair’s already done.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when the school was short on rent they used to let us wear jeans for $2 on Friday

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"

me in the afternoon and at night:

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

We deserve compensation!!!

[Benny D. Greenheart @BennyGreenheart]

A hit in my black ass household 😂

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[The Prettiest 💋 @__Slimmmmxx]

This heat literally just makes me want to sleep nothing more nothing less.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You can actually put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but when you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[eliz @eliza___v]

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My parents were in the middle of an argument when my dad proudly said, “I bought you a house and a car,” and my mum casually responded, “That’s standard procedure.” LMAOOO