Sarah D.

Savage AF

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I can hear you just fine with your mask on.

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

Why am I awake at 3am playing out shark attack scenarios in my head?

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

Yo @disneyplus @Disney When we doing a remake of the Aristocats? The people need it.

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

I don’t give a fuck what anyone says....3 to 4 officers should be capable of detaining 1 man. Once again DETAINING....I fucking repeat DETAINING....for the last fucking time DETAINING....

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

Next Pandemic, can we deem pedicures as essential?

[Adventure Club @AdventureDub]

I’d love to stay longer, but I gotta get home to my dog

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

Ps. It’s his birthday @realDonaldTrump

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

@realDonaldTrump my friend, @TheBenOrama actually has to go to work and cheer today. PLUS HAS A PAPER DUE. What are you going to do about this presidential disgrace?

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

@DonaldTrump is making it hard not to be embarrassed to be an American. #impeachhisass

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

I don’t understand why some people don’t excelerate when getting on the interstate, like who taught you how to drive?

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

It makes me laugh when old people say “millennials want this and don’t want that” bitch, you don’t know us.

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

My mom always gives me food suggestions and I’m just not sure I can trust her taste buds.

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

Do you ever just feel like running? Yeah, me neither.

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

So are Nike prices going to drop? Because I’ve been eyeballing this pair of shoes for awhile.

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

You couldn’t pay me to change the direction I’m headed in.

[🐶letty🐱 @queenielet]

@TeenMom2 producers I’m disgusted with last night’s show, what good does it do Brianna deJesus to have a whole lot of plastic surgery if her insides are what need revamping. No amount of nick\tuck gives u class

[Sarah D. @__SoberSarah]

Ok, @jasonderulo, I see those hips in that colors mv 😘

[Instagram @instagram]

Meet the zancudos. #WHPlookup https://t.co/Nt4RvZ9Rai