theMalaysianGangster

I can't be kill. I am an idea. An idea is immortal.

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When it rains, most birds head for shelter. The Eagle is the only bird that, in order to avoid rain, starts flying above the clouds. #eagle

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Did you know that a large group of baboons are called 'congress'? Now that's explained our politicians.

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Istana Hotel tagline is "Come Sleep With Us." #istana #hotel

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If the guy pays for everything while you're hanging out with him, it is a date. #CommonSense #Dating101

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Just watched Lady Gaga's Applause official music video. As usual, artistically scary, and sexy.

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91% of men will click on a Youtube videos with a women's breast as the thumbnail. The rest of the 9%, is gay.

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Real men don't hit women.

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Hal rumah tangga, simpan dalam rumah la brother. Kenapa pukul-pukul isteri ni?

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Wanna know why Minions are so funny and cute? It's because they're short and fat!

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Keep your ego to the minimum. Because when shit hits, that ego of yours will run off. Your ego becomes the biggest coward. #GoodMorning

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If John D. Rockefeller's wealth is measured with today's currency, he would have 663.4 billion dollars. #rich

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You're in the office, in front of a pc and don't know what to do? Open a Youtube video and type in "1980" and have fun!

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When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you're ruled by criminals.

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According to the theory of relativity, massive objects can change the path of light. Hence, men's eyes to women's boobies while conversing.

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Gossip triggers chemicals in the brain that makes people become happier and live longer.

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Emotional pain re-configures the human mind, causing dramatic changes in most people.

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Hiding your pretty friends or sisters or relatives from your other single friends, should be illegal.

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A study by Harvard University, suggests that easily-distracted people are more creative.

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Psychology says, depression is often the result of over-thinking , creating problem that initially didn't exists.

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Being alone, anti-social and not having any friends has the same health risks as smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.