taybook

she/her

[taybook @__Tayler]

I know it's supposed to be good luck if a bird shits on your car, but what if it happens every day for literally weeks? Asking for me.

[taybook @__Tayler]

Found a huge stink bug on my toilet today (cursed), but found my dream table at a reasonable price on marketplace shortly after (blessed).

[taybook @__Tayler]

On my walk this morning, someone whistled at me while I disposed of my boxed water in the proper receptacle. Someone is horny for recycling.

[chris @chrislaawrence]

as someone that is very gullible, prank me and i’ll be sending you an invoice.

[taybook @__Tayler]

Do you ever see a beautiful abandoned building and think about how one day someone left and just never came back? I wonder if they knew it'd be the last time.

[taybook @__Tayler]

Spotify AI DJ: "This next one is a vibe – and that vibe is crying."

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my haircut is giving baddie on a good day + lord farquaad on a not so good day.

[taybook @__Tayler]

"just as advertised"

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the director of the dance program i'm in kept talking about how much her breast pump sucks + i had to physically retrain myself from cracking stupid jokes the whole time.

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@lilraybeez 👉👈

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the way my nerdy 10 y/o self tried to replicate this technology loool

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The fact that no one has replicated Cher Horowitz’s closet outfit choosing technology into an iOS app is a travesty. WHERE are the women in STEM?

[taybook @__Tayler]

@GregMillerSTC only praise, mr. merritton!

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since friday night, @gregmillerstc doing "working as a waitress in a hotel bar" at karaoke has been living in my head rent free.

[taybook @__Tayler]

how i feel every time i heat style my curly ass hair.

[taybook @__Tayler]

my pilates teacher thought i was 25. i'll take it 🥲

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hooking up my sega genesis + hearing it turn on at full blast might've fucked up my ears, but at least it saved me $$$.

[taybook @__Tayler]

you ever just assume you need a soundbar because the volume has been way too low since you've been without one only to realize you just have the volume turned down way too low on the cable box?

[taybook @__Tayler]

i wish exercise-indused rhinitis was a joke, but i've been suffering since the age of 12 lol

[taybook @__Tayler]

if you catch me sneezin' + snifflin' this week, i'm not sick. i'm literally just allergic to exercise.