Drew

I don't know how many years I got left on this Earth. I'm gonna get real weird with it.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Yesterday would have been the start of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

@TBLightning fans were hoping for a potential matchup with the Bruins down the road, but that will have to wait even longer.

So for now, here’s this.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

I mean Wreck Em and everything but I ain’t watchin all that.

Congratulations…or thoughts and prayers. Whichever one applies.

[Texas Tech Red Raiders @TechAthletics]

A message to the Texas Tech community from our leadership.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

I wish more hockey fans were self aware enough to understand this very basic concept.

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

You all wonder why NHL guys fight with the NBA time and time again

Then your own company’s early morning sports show doesn’t even mention a classic Game One of the Cup Final for a single second

And you wonder why we fight/whine for the sport to get respect

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Undersized Tech linebacker drafted by the Dolphins…

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Got the Big-12 DPOY 😤

With the 43rd pick, we have selected Jacob Rodriguez from @TexasTechFB

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

@spittinchiclets

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Just a reminder...

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Another year, another NHL and NBA postseason.

It’s time for my annual reminder to everyone: refs aren’t looking to screw your team over, and play by play guys aren’t rooting against your team.

You’re just a crybaby.

#StanleyCupPlayoffs #NBA

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

This team lost each of their last 7 regular season games last year, then turned around and bounced Colorado without Miro Heiskanan.

The switch CAN be flipped come playoff time.

[Sam Nestler @samnestler]

Alright, I am ready to hear it. Where is your ACTUAL level of concern for this team heading into the playoffs?

💻 @DLLS_Stars

https://t.co/wjZugNu7vC

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Dude is 6'8, born in Houston, and currently plays in Dallas.

His nickname is so obviously Big Tex.

[Bruce LeVine @BruceLeVinePuck]

Tyler Myers stated on the postgame show that the nickname "Chaos Giraffe" should stay in Vancouver and not be mentioned in Texas.

Please abide by his decision.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Shit.
Merde.
Mierde.
Paska.
Skit.
Hovno.
дерьмо.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Nazem Kadri back to the Colorado Avalanche

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Hey @HiMyNameIsSeton, we need Jimmy Jimmerson's response to this NHL Insider's tweet, and his thoughts on today's NHL trade dealine!

[Sean Shapiro @seanshapiro]

Been hearing as many as 32 teams could be in on deals today before the deadline. Good time to be a seller or a buyer. Gonna be a really fluid day it sounds like all around.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Also start Oetter, and call Robo.

[Sean Barie FOX 13 @SeanBarieTV]

Mike Sullivan after this game against #Denmark

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

As a fan of the horror genre, MacKinnon on the 3rd line is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.

[Dan Rosen @drosennhl]

Canada forward lines:

Celebrini-McDavid-Wilson
Marner-Crosby-Stone
Hagel-MacKinnon-Reinhart
Marchand-Horvat-Suzuki
Bennett and Jarvis rotating through.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Absolutely ridiculous halftime show. I didn't see a single unruly rabbit. Talk about false advertising, am I right?

The music was cool though.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

90% of gym goers never worked on a project with their dad as a kid, and it shows. He would have at some point yelled at you for not putting the tools away, thus instilling the fear of God about leaving equipment lying around.

Rack your damn weights.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Dude went on a Christmas vacation to Boston.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

We have claimed Vladislav Kolyachonok off waivers from Boston and loaned him to the @TexasStars.

Welcome back, Koly!

@Shift4 | #TexasHockey

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

The dialogue around CJ Stroud will be brutal:

• Can he win the big game
• Do you pick up his 5th year option
• Is he holding the Texans back

It will be brutal, and it will be deserved.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

He just did everything that young QBs are told not to do from day one, and still made the play.

What a guy.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A MIRACLE THROW FROM CALEB WILLIAMS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Not ideal

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

The @GoldenKnights have traded for Rasmus Andersson. Pending trade call.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

@VerizonSupport @itsreallybri__ Yeah that didn’t work.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

Nope, sorry. My shit is still down.

[Verizon News @VerizonNews]

The outage has been resolved. If customers are still having an issue, we encourage them to restart their devices to reconnect to the network. For those affected, we will provide account credits. Details will be shared directly with customers. We sincerely apologize for the disruption.

[Drew @__TheDrew__]

We're still a proper country.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We’ve got kids throwing haymakers during intermission of a professional hockey game