brasileira

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

Every other day I contemplate going back to instagram or moving to another country

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

If I google any symptoms I’m having and the best most likely cure is getting more sleep, I just accept that those are symptoms I will be having for life

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

I keep having a mini heart attack thinking I’m forgetting an assignment 🥲

[Karla @iKarlete]

“se molhar o pé vai ter que escalar o endrick”

ancelotti:

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

Customs officer: anything to declare?
Me: just my love for you
Customs officer: 😳🥹🫣🤗
Me: *walks past him with a clear and evident bag of Jamaican mangoes*

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

There’ll never be another summer like that time Obama let us go to Cuba

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

This is my once a decade angry rant that the DMV requires me to have two proofs of address, but homeless people can get an ID no problem.

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

What a weird, weird, weird few days

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

Everything is harder when you’re broke. You’re never going to convince me poor people are the problem with this country.

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

What a week, what a week, what a mighty long week 🫩

[GugaNoblat @GugaNoblat]

E o McDonald's que contratou Ronaldinho Gaúcho e o jogador mais caro do atualidade Lamine Yamal para fazer gol na logo da lanchonete. Advinha quem acertou o chute?

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

THIS IS BRASIUUUUUU PORRA!!!! 💚💛💙🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

DJOKOVIC UPSET BY 19-YEAR-OLD JOAO FONSECA IN NEARLY 5-HOUR MATCH 🤯🚨

That. Was. Insane.

#RolandGarros

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

Me: I need a 5 letter word with an N and a G and the third letter is an A
Person whose only language is English: energy

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

I’ve been cracking up remembering a couple months ago this girl this girl told me she lost weight doing 75 hard and my dumbass believed her 😂😂 she was def on injections

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

Imagine still listening to drake in the year of our lord 2026

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

I asked the universe for a sign 😂

[Steve Schale @steveschale]

Tampa, Duval, Miami

[brasileira @__TheHeelDeal]

Instacart says my order will be delivered in 30-55 minutes. I swear it takes me that long to just find parking at Costco.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

you have to laugh