Richard T. Splett

Full time Grown-ass Man, part time fact-spitter Duke University '19

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

THREE BUMBACLAAT PUSSYRASSCLAT ALBUMS????????

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@letsgo202 @KobeissiLetter Who tf is we!?!

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We still fw u my guy, keep your head up and let’s grab that chip next year 🫡😤😈@CaydenBoozer

[Joe @JoePostingg]

ICE in airports sounds great, I often find myself wishing someone would shoot me in the head when I'm waiting in line at security.

[Blue Devils @BlueDevils]

Now they both can say it from the Couch

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@GregHeffley2011

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@thebackwardlime

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@WestHam

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@Hone_honeHONE You put your mf foot in this one, good job chef

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@takeopaul When is open ai gonna fold my clothes for me?

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@JDVance You needed congressional approval dumbass, that’s why it’s illegal

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*n *n effort to preserve my pe*ce, there *re only 3 vowels: e, o, *nd u

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@rohanpaul_ai He had an underpolo on

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Fork found in kitchen

[Complex @Complex]

White supremacist Nick Fuentes admits to being a virgin at 27, citing women as challenging. Read more: https://t.co/LorAQLnVXy

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@UTDTrey Hatin from outside the club

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@G0tzenDammerung Niggas had a whole show about playing an ancient Egyptian card game

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@ftersuns

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@FinsPhanatics Mind you, he threw for 280 yards 3TDs and caught a touchdown that day