Zapp Brannigan

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@mademe__smile Man, nothing was going to get between that little kid and his popcorn. 😆

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@megutsyyy @navyhato Yes. That's exactly it.

People are sick of race-swapping and forced DEI in established properties. It's proven to be clear marker for woke storylines that the fanbase rejects. Dr. Who lived for almost 60 years and built a huge following; BBC woketards killed it in two seasons.

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@TheCinesthetic The problem: "Forty-five minutes of build-up"

I remember hating DK Rises because it wasn't really a Batman movie. It was a Catwoman movie masquerading as a Batman movie. The Caped Crusader didn't have much screen time and most of it was Wayne trying to escape prison.

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@leebowski1223 It is literally impossible for me to NOT break into a huge grin as Kent rips open his shirt to reveal the big red S on his chest and that iconic score just swells off the screen.

Impossible.

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@jmrphy "Red flags are not predictors of stability, faithfulness, or sustainable compounding of value."

Precisely. They indicate the opposite. This is why tattoos make women unattractive. Men may be tempted by a wild girl but what they actually WANT is someone to love who is devoted.

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@QuattroMKII @MVPofDNA You're correct. Infant mortality was very high in the ancient world and children who survived were viewed as little more than property in all but the most wealthy households.

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@KyleDWilson1 This scene is literally IN THE BOOK.

No one on the Right faults a movie for following the source material.

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@Mericamemed This woman REALLY wants people to notice her manicure. Lots of showy gestures with her fingers (LOOK AT THEM!!!). Oh, and her abs. Why wear that top for a video?

Ostensibly this video is for men. In reality, it's for other women.

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@finalboy84 @StefanMolyneux

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@16bitnostalgia The only way I could beat it was to get the spinning sword power-up in the leadup to the 3 final boss fights. It was effectively a cheat because a single attack could wipe out 3/4ths of the boss's health.

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@FlannaGanna @_baklon @corsair21c That fanciful.

- Almost their entire military apparatus is smashed.
- Their oil-based economy is on life-support after the blockade
- America moving to make up the gap in oil exports, pushing Iran out
- No money to fund terrorism
- They will give up their nukes

Iran got smacked

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@Optimus_DadLA @RedPillRabbit I've seen both scenarios in Tech.

Some Indians, the ones who have been here for a while, speak well, and who are clearly established in the culture are usually quite good at their jobs. It was the offshore resources that were often a problem.

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@exQUIZitely I think this was the hockey game they guys were playing in Swingers, the one where you can make a player's head bleed.

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@BoardGeniuses Ridiculous clickbait. What fanbase HASN'T blamed a ref for a loss at some point? How do you rank something like this?

1. Refs can and do miss calls, and those mistakes absolutely can cost a team a game.
2. Even if it's questionable, it's human nature to look for a reason.

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@libsoftiktok As she listing off all of our "sins" I kept saying to myself, "Good."

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@ComputerLove_ Two things jumped out at me:

1. The level of craftmanship that went into this is unknown today. The theme, the lyrics, the number of actors...it's almost like a musical number.

2. The sincerity. There's no snarkiness to it. It doesn't wink at you. It truly conveys happiness.

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@0and0Sports I don't think A&M is overrated, much less very overrated, and I'm no Aggie fan.

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@TheBustedFlush @BoardGeniuses But A&M is a great school and an up-and-comer football program.

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@TheBustedFlush @BoardGeniuses LOL, because ND doesn't play any big games.

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@Samwright565026 @BussinWTB 🤣 Keep moving the goalposts:

1. ND irrelvant: All-Americans, Heismans, Win %
2. No titles: 11 titles, competed for one in 2025.
3. No conference: Literally thirty major programs were Independent a decades ago. We don't need a conference.

Just give it up man.