chef brooke

SHE wanted to be the head chef, IM the head chef. • she/her

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[chef brooke @__Viva_]

getting margarita drunk at the airport with my brother heheheh

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

[Guillermo Guantes @LuffysAfrooo]

This the shit that’s gets me so juiced about this planet but also pisses me off bc there’s a group of shit ass people taking this away from me and future generations for money

[megha @notmgha]

Heels and capris have been the greatest thing to re-popularize in the last few years

[Raye @kexy_payn]

Angelina Jolie once revealed that she genuinely believed her character was the only sane person in the entire film, and that’s exactly how she approached the role. She said:

“I was actually almost upset when people said I was so good at playing insane because I never thought she was insane. She was just incredibly honest, which, I guess, made her seem crazy.”

[Danny⭕️H @iamdannyoh]

You can see in real time that realises he’s a loser. This is masterful journalism, letting the idiot speak to expose his insecurities. God bless British journalists🫶🏾

[Lisa @lisakhat_]

For a Netflix reality dating show maybe

[chef brooke @__Viva_]

Anytime my employees are late, it is required to bring me a gift before they are allowed to clock in. Today’s offering: banana walnut bread 😋

[chef brooke @__Viva_]

I miss my boyfriend

[chef brooke @__Viva_]

I’m no better than a man I fear

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

got to tell my dad “i don’t remember that” in regards to a situation where i traumatized him back and it felt REALLY good

[just @justhaizhs]

e que dia nós vamos ver ela beijando mulher nas telas

[aether @bluewdrift]

my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate

[Quel P. @QuelPhew77]

He should be in prison for raping that woman

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

[Gabriel 𑁍 @vodimtenigranku]

O rato Remy de Ratatouille vindo checar se os clientes estavam satisfeitos

[leah @vistareal_]

on adderall drinking a redbull and vaping on the toilet