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[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

I’ve been at work for 6 minutes and I’m ready to go home

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

Today has been weird lol

[sarahbennett.pdf @sarahbastard69]

12 angry men 1 cup

[Katya @katya_zamo]

“Mum, do you want a throo for ya cartch?”

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

My therapist is really a god send. No other way to put it. Probably the best therapist who has ever existed on the face of the planet.

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

When my grandma is in town she reminds me she is very happy I don’t have kids because they would be so spoiled and annoying based on how I parent my cats lol

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

An employee said “you always bitching and nit picking us actually helped developed me and made me really good at my new job” and I’m not kidding it is the best compliment I have ever received 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

Looked up “steak” on Uber Eats so I could get a grocery cart going… why did Lowe’s pop up as an option lol

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

I think it’s so cute that my grandma, my mom, my dad and me love our little video games. Very sweet and adorable. Wholesome.

[pun @punpunpunpun]

i miss every single person i’ve ever met in my life

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

Also I’m not gonna debase myself begging for your business, we either fit your vibe and budget or we don’t, that’s on you to figure out.

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

I am so not a salesperson either you see what I see in our venue and want in or you don’t. I haaaaatttteeee when someone asks “why should we pick your venue?” If you don’t see what I see in it then you should go find what you’re looking for.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

Oooooooooooooooooooooo I launched like a cannon into therapy today and honey breakthroughs were made

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

She’ll never ruin Harry Potter for me because art is energy manifesting through a medium (the body) but JK Rowling is boooorrrreedddd and tired and sad and miserable and should give her money away and go back to work so she has something better to do all day

[beanut @___ANUSTART___]

If he thinks saying all of this is gonna get him an extra tip he is absolutely right I have never met this man but I love him and would die to protect him